DISCLAIMER: This episode of Roll for Discussion contains self-indulgent game design opinions stated as fact, Frogger’s alleged connections to Big Dentistry, and jokes at Jerry Seinfeld’s expense.

When Hasbro Interactive assigns your team the task of dragging Frogger kicking and screaming into the third dimension, you get the job done, no matter how much childhood trauma you leave in your wake. Frogger (He’s Back!) offers a remarkable variety of answers to the question of “what should Frogger play like on the Playstation 1?”. Very few of those are good.